Top 59 Funniest minions memes

We’ve collected a number of minions memes and who won’t love minions, they are adorable, they are fond of friendship, they do stupid things and they are funny. We hope you enjoy and share them.
1. “That awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.”
2. “I changed my car horn to sound like gunshots…People get out of way much faster now!.”
3. “Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don’t you worry I’ll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.”
4. “I’m so glad friends don’t come with price tags. I could never afford the wonderful friends I’ve got.”
5. “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way…”
6. “Hurt me and you’re going to feel pain. Hurt my best friend and you’re going to need an ambulance. Hurt my family..I’m going to need a shovel.”
7. “I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot.”
8. “Don’t make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.”
9. ” Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, that makes I a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad.”
10. “My room is not a mess. It’s an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.”
11. I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask “Would you like a table?”. “No, I want the floor..”
12. “Of course I talk to my self. Sometimes I need expert advice.”
13. “I’m not arguing. I’m simply Explaining Why I’m Right.”
14. ” Superman: Single
Batman: Single
Spiderman: Single
I get it now…
I’m Single because I’m a superhero.”
15. ” Police: “You were going fast.”
Me: “I was trying to keep up with traffic.”
Police: “There isn’t any.”
Me: “That’s how far behind I am.”
16. “I turned my phone on “Airplane mode” and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever.”
17. “Someone just called me NORMAL…I have never been so insulted in my entire life…”
18. “My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.”
19. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???.”
20. “Need a friend? Text me.
Need a laugh? Call me
Need money? This number is no longer in service.”
21. ” My cooking is so fabulous..Even the smoke alarm cheers me on!.”
22. “If you’re going to be a smart ass-first you have to be smart otherwise you’re just an ass.”
23. “I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
24. “The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, It just means I appreciate what I have and what God has blessed me with.”
Minion Memes about Work
25. “Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive 9:05 and everyone losses their minds.”
26. “Work is Just something I’m doing Until I win the Lottery.”
27. “I always say “Morning Instead of “Good Morning”.Because If it were a Good morning I’d still be in bed asleep.”
28. “Have you ever had one of those days, when you’re holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata?.”
29. “They say we learn from our mistakes…That’s why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll soon be a genius!.”
30. “Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self-control needed.”
31. “I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so…Close enough. Now I need chocolate.”
32. “In bed, it’s 6 am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s &:45. At work, it’s 1:30, Close your eyes For 5minutes, it’s 1:31.”
33. “Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream:” Shut the F*ck up” Out loud instead of just in my head.”
34. “I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is just bullshit.’
35. “You know how you can smack something to get it to work? I wish I could do that with people.”

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36. “Respect your parents. they passed school without google..”
37. “I need to go on medication, so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.”
38. “That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphone because someone keeps talking to you.”
39. “I hate when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you?. Well, bitches like you killed it.”
40. “I may be a sweet girl, but…if you make me mad, I have a pocket full of crazy waiting to come out !!!.”
41. “You think I’m crazy now? You should see me with my best friend.”
42. “Sometimes I just wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old and the energy of a 3 year old.”
43. “Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.”
44. ” If you like someone set them free. If they come, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.”
45. “You know my name. Not my story. You see my smile. Not my pain. You notice my cuts. Not my scars. You can read my lips. Not my mind.”
46. “I’ve been hiding from exercise. I’m in the witness protection program.”
47. “I’m not short! My height is just cute.”
48. “You can’t always control who walks into your life…But you can control which window you throw them out of.”
49. “Don’t make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.”
50. “HEY SEXY!. Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. Love always, Your Toilet.”
51. “Sometimes life bites you in the ass. But thankfully I have enough padding there to take the hit.”
52. “People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.”
53. “Sometimes you just gotta burst out and sing, “I’m Sexy and I know It!.”
54. “School for 12 years, college for 4 years…Then you work until you die. Great.”
55. “The moment you’re laughing so hard and you try to stop, but you look at the person and laugh again.”
56. “I have date tonight with my bed. We are gonna to sleep together.”
57. “Some people just need a hug…Around the neck…”
58. ” We are best friends always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.”
59. “Don’t judge me cause I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”

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